Directed by: Craig Zisk
Written by: Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan
Original air date: October 23, 2001
J.D. has to decide between Dr. Cox or Dr. Kelso as a mentor. The decision isn’t made any easier when all three, along with Dr. Kelso’s lapdog Dr. Steadman, play a game of golf together. Elliot believes her breasts to have healing powers. In order to make up to Carla, Turk gives her a pen that, unbeknownst to him, was previously removed from a patient’s rectum. Dr. Cox’s actions to help an uninsured patient earn him a suspension. Louie Anderson has a cameo appearance.